I finally gave in and took drugs. It was bliss. Until somebody loud burst into my room at 7:30am that is.

"ARE YOU SLEEPING KT???"

Not any more I'm not. Thanks little person. Thanks so much.

I bet that's not an opening sentence you hear every day. ;)

Anyways. I came back from work today to find that Somebody had gone into my room, eaten crackers in the bed, unscrewed the light bulb, spilled lavender essential oil all over, and eaten all the gummy vitamins. All the vitamins. I'm surprised they're not dead yet.

I need a door.

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Yes. My hair is really fluffy today.

No. You may not pet it.

And you may certainly not purr while doing so.

Hands off!
Kt

Even the spammers think I'm a loser.


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Yeah you read that right.

Stupid mail

Example below:

Hey it is tara and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too
many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person),
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